Here at the Douglass Child Labor Camps we pride ourselves in having one of the earliest age groups of any Child Labor Camp in the world. We don't wait until they are five years old to work in the sneaker sweat shops like they do in China.
In our 18 months old program we allow them to believe they are having fun, but we really know the truth. You wanna fling peas at the supper table you gotta clean it up. Some kids in sweat shops don't get to eat vegetables, Boy 2 needs to know how lucky he is.
If you would like to sign-up your little darling for our labor camp, tough!!! We can't handle anymore..............they're your problem!
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